Randomness and Boringness of My Life

Confused

2009-04-14T13:27:00.000-07:00

so confused and pissed right now. i found out today that one of my best friend cuts herself. i am not naming who, but i can't possibly believe what can be bad enough for her to do. As far as i no she has no problems at home. I am pretty sure it has to do with guys though. This friend have had all sorts of dude problems in th past year. Ah hormones how i hate u. Any ways. i am at lost of what to do about it. I want to tell the gudience counsler or her mom but i don't want her to hate me. *sigh* Being a teenager sucks some times. If you ever read this my friend, you know who you are, i will use that same knife u used and show u real pain or i will tell an adult. i am worried about you.

Found this pic to express this post

very depressing right?

Awesomeness

2009-04-14T04:31:00.000-07:00

This is by far one of the most awesome nursery rhymes in all time.

Lizzie Borden took an axe / And gave her mother forty whacks. / When she saw what she had done, / She gave her father forty-one.

how kool s that. tell it to ur children and you can turn them into blood-thristy axe murders who'll kill you in the future.

Another awesome one is ring around the rosy. Its about the fricken black death. Another rhyme to purposely scar children and make them regreat their childhood.

and the final one in completely insanity is...

Great big gobs of ooey, gooey gopher guts/Mutalated monkey meat/foritfiied for you to eat.All mixed up with little birdy bloody feet/And me with out a spoon/But i got a straw! Slurp

hmm i wonder if i can use that diet to lose weight(lol i just spent 5min trying to spell that word correctly)

here is another version

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts/Mutilated monkey meat/Concentrated chicken feet/One tall jar of all purpose porpoise pus/and I forgot my spoon! (i guess we now no where fear factor originated from)
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besides that here r less funny ones that r still kool.

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I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. It makes my peas taste funny.....but it keeps them on my knife. (one day i will try this)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,Was he? (poor fuzzy wuzzy)

Birdy, Birdy, in the sky,Why you potty in my eye?It's okay; I no cry.I just glad cows don't fly!

And this is what i call a twisted mind

(Chorus)

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean?I told you, you'd be sorry for inventing that machine.Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen.They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine.

One day a little farmer boy came walking in a storeHe bought a pound of sausages and laid it on the floor.The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tuneAnd all the little sausages went dancing around the room.

(chorus)

One day the darn thing busted, he couldn't make it goso Johnny Verbeck he climbed inside to see what made it so.His wife was having nightmares and walking in her sleepShe gave the thing a heck of a yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat.

(chorus)
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that is about it for now

have a good day and drive safely

School

2009-04-13T04:29:00.000-07:00

Gooood Morning sunshines!!! its 7:30 am where i am which in my opinon is to early. Why must my skool start at 9 not idk 12-ish. But at least i'm not in High school, it starts at 7:20. Next year though.

besides that their is nothing to say so when i come back i might post. the only thing left is...THE WASHINGTON TRIP IS IN 9 DAYS!!!!! woohoo!!

oh yeah also this is the fanfic i am reading now:

Gone by RippedIntoPieces

and the sequal, Extinction

highly recomend reading it

Maximum Ride

2009-04-12T15:37:00.000-07:00

*Sigh* Hello everyone in cyber world. i am back. i have created who known how many blogs but keep losing the passwords, so this is my new one. hopefully it will last over a week. Now onward to madness.

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Happy Easter to all who celebrate it. i hope the Easter Bunny treated u well unlike me who is attempting 2 lose 10 pounds and be at 110. Ok besides my annoying weight loss, I have depressing news for all u Maximum Ride fans who, like me , eagerly await the movie.

How many of you thought the Twilight movie was a train wreck that killed every one who was on the train?

*counts hands*

Its acting was bad. Its actor were ugly (coughcoughRobertPattinsoncoughcough)It actors were to old looking(Esme and Carlisle actors looked 40) And finally its graphics sucked ass. (what was up with the sparkles, like my friend says, Gay boys sparkle) and the only person we can point fingers at is the director, Catherine Hardwicke. Boo

This is all my opinon but still don't deny the truth.

Anyways, guess who might direct the Maximum Ridee movie. Yes everybody, Miss trainwreck herself, Catherine Hardwicke.

*riot throwing time*

But noo thats not all. Actors they want to use are disney stars; Selena Gomez, Corbin Bleu, and Joe Jonas. What the hell? they shouldn't use actors that have no balls. They need people who can actully be badass. Also in my opinon people who are basiclly unkown. So every one lets get our torches and pitchforks and find a way to make the movie not crash and burn.

Thats it 4 now, give your comments please

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU (Spaceballs quote)

~Gaby~
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Info 4 movie comes from this Link